Slate Plaque “This Is No Time To Be Sober” sign – Laser Engraved

Slate Plaque

Set the tone instantly with this bold “This Is No Time To Be Sober” laser-engraved slate sign — perfect for home bars, man caves, kitchens, garden bars, or anywhere good decisions are optional.

Crafted from natural stone and permanently laser engraved, the design is etched directly into the stone for a sharp, high-contrast finish that won’t peel, fade, or wash away. No inks. No vinyl. Just clean engraving built to last.

Each slate piece features naturally riven edges and subtle texture, meaning no two signs are ever exactly the same. Handmade in the UK, this sign makes an ideal gift for birthdays, housewarmings, Father’s Day, Christmas, or anyone who appreciates a bit of unapologetic humour with their drink.

✔ Handmade in the UK
✔ Permanent laser engraving
✔ Natural slate with rustic edges
✔ Suitable for indoor & outdoor use
✔ Bold statement bar décor

Please note: Slate is a natural material. Variations in colour, texture, and edge shape are normal and part of the product’s character.

🔹 PRODUCT DETAILS

• Size: 30cm x 20cm

• Material: Natural slate

• Finish: Laser engraved (no ink or vinyl)

• Use: Indoor & outdoor.

• Made in: United Kingdom

All our signs come with a Free laser cut stand. you can also select a Brass wall hanger and add it to your order.

Most signs can also be drilled to hang with rope. If you would like this please let us know.