Skip to product information
1 of 2

Original Timber Creations

Slate “If It Walks Like a Duck, You’re Drunk – Ducks Don’t Talk”

Slate “If It Walks Like a Duck, You’re Drunk – Ducks Don’t Talk”

Regular price £4.99 GBP
Regular price Sale price £4.99 GBP
Sale Sold out
Taxes included. Shipping calculated at checkout.
quantity
Quantity

slate coaster.

Bring laughter to your table with these “If It Walks Like a Duck, You’re Drunk – Ducks Don’t Talk” Engraved Slate Coasters, the perfect mix of humour and handcrafted quality.

Each coaster is laser-engraved on natural black slate, giving a bold contrast that’s built to last. The rustic edges and textured surface give every piece a handmade charm, while the quote guarantees a good chuckle from anyone who reads it.

Made in the UK by Original Timber Creations, these durable and practical coasters are perfect for pubs, home bars, gifts, or anyone who appreciates a cheeky sense of humour.

Product details:

  • Available in sets of 1, 4, or 6

  • Size: 10cm x 10cm each

  • Material: Natural slate with protective pads underneath

  • Precision laser engraving – permanent and fade-proof

  • Handmade and finished in the UK 🇬🇧

  • Ideal for funny gifts, beer lovers, home bars or parties

  • Each coaster has a unique rustic texture and edge

Add a little laughter to your coffee table, bar, or garden party — because if you’re hearing ducks talk, it’s probably time for one less pint! 🍻

View full details