Slate “I Wanna Be This Drunk” Engraved Slate Coasters | Funny Text

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Bring the laughs straight to the table with these “I Wanna Be This Drunk” Engraved Slate Coasters, featuring a hilarious text-message-style design that perfectly sums up every messy night out.

Each coaster is laser-engraved on natural black slate, creating a high-contrast, permanent design that won’t fade or peel. The textured finish and rough-cut edges make every coaster unique — a true mix of humour and handcrafted quality.

Made in the UK by Original Timber Creations, these coasters are perfect for pubs, home bars, parties or as a funny gift for anyone who loves a drink (and a laugh).

Product details:

• Available in sets of 1, 4, or 6

• Size: 10cm x 10cm each

• Material: Natural slate with protective feet underneath

• Precision laser engraving – fade-proof and long-lasting

• Handmade and finished in the UK 🇬🇧

• Ideal for funny gifts, drinking nights, or bar décor

• Each piece has a unique rustic texture and edge

The perfect coaster set for the social drinker, the party starter, or the friend who’s always “just one pint away” from texting something unforgettable. 🍺📱