Slate “I’ve Cooked for People I Should’ve Poisoned” Engraved coaster

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Add a wicked sense of humour to your kitchen or dining table with these “I’ve Cooked for People I Should’ve Poisoned” Engraved Coasters. Featuring a cheeky skull-chef design, these coasters are perfect for cooks, foodies, and anyone who knows the struggle of keeping their cool in the kitchen!

Each piece is laser-engraved on natural black slate, producing a crisp, permanent design that won’t fade or wear away. The rustic hand-cut edges and natural slate texture make every coaster unique — the ideal mix of humour and handcrafted charm.

Made in the UK by Original Timber Creations, these coasters make a perfect funny gift for chefs, kitchen lovers, or anyone who appreciates a dark twist on kitchen décor.

Product details:

• Available in sets of 1, 4, or 6
• Size: 10cm x 10cm each
• Material: Natural slate with protective pads underneath
• Precision laser engraving – permanent and fade-proof
• Handmade and finished in the UK 🇬🇧
• Perfect for kitchen décor, chefs, or cooking enthusiasts
• Every piece features unique natural edges for a rustic finish

Show off your cooking and your self-control — because every good chef knows when not to use the poison. ☠️🍽️