slate Have The Day You Deserve Coaster – Funny Sarcastic Quote Design

slate coaster.

Start your day with a touch of sarcasm and a strong cup of coffee ☕
This “Have The Day You Deserve” coaster combines dark humour and premium craftsmanship — laser-engraved onto real natural slate for a sharp, detailed finish that’ll last a lifetime.

Perfect for home, office, or as a cheeky gift for someone who appreciates a bit of attitude with their brew.

🔹 Features

• Handmade and laser-engraved in the UK

• 10 cm × 10 cm natural slate

• Non-slip protective pads underneath

• Durable and easy to clean

• Available in sets of 1, 4 or 6

• Mix & match with any of our coaster designs

• Great for gifts, coffee lovers, or office humour

🛍️ How to Order Mix & Match Sets
To order 4 or 6 different coasters:
1️⃣ Select the quantity you’d like (4 or 6).
2️⃣ In the Order Instructions box at checkout, write the names or designs of the coasters you want in your set.

🎁 Perfect For:
Coffee tables • Work desks • Man caves • Gifts with attitude

Handmade by Original Timber Creations — proudly made in the UK.