slate “Please Buy My Crafts” Funny Slate Plaque (30cm × 20cm

A cheeky reminder for every maker’s space: “Please buy my crafts — I’m not built for OnlyFans.”

This 30cm × 20cm natural slate plaque is laser-engraved for crisp, permanent detail (no vinyl). Each piece is hand-finished, sealed, and ready for your craft room, workshop, office, or market stall.

Personalisation (included):

Add your shop name or a short line of text, or tweak the wording. Available in classic engraved finish or engraved + blue accent on the “Fans” script (as shown). Proof available on request.

Parody design. Not affiliated with or endorsed by OnlyFans.

Why you’ll love it

• Solid natural slate (30cm × 20cm), hand-finished edges
• Deep laser engraving — won’t peel or fade
• Custom text added at no extra cost
• Sealed; indoor/outdoor friendly + felt pads on reverse
• Optional wall hanger / desk stand upgrade
• Handmade in the UK — “Forged by Nature, Crafted by Hand”
• Free UK delivery

In the box

1 × Personalised slate plaque (30cm × 20cm)

Note

Slate is a natural material; grain and edge texture vary—each piece is unique. Made to order with fast, careful dispatch.

All our signs come with a Free laser cut stand or you can purchase a metal wall hanger from our page.

All signs can also be drilled to hang with rope. If you would like this please let us know.