slate “Not Enough Sage For This Shit” Coasters –

Bring a little humour and attitude to your coffee table with these laser-engraved natural slate coasters, featuring the witty quote:

“Not enough sage for this sht.”*

Perfect for witchy souls, lovers of sarcasm, or anyone who enjoys a laugh with their morning brew. Each coaster is crafted from premium natural slate, giving every piece its own unique rustic edge and texture.

The design is permanently laser-engraved, so it won’t fade, peel, or wear off — even after years of use. These coasters are heat-resistant, durable, and easy to wipe clean, making them ideal for both hot and cold drinks.

Available in sets of:

• 1 coaster – £4.99

• Set of 4 – £14.99

• Set of 6 – £19.99

Each measures 10cm x 10cm and includes soft padded feet to protect your surfaces.

🎁 A perfect gift for:

• Witchy home décor lovers 🕯️

• Friends with a sense of humour

• Housewarming or birthday presents

• Halloween lovers or spiritual gift boxes

Every coaster is hand-finished and made in the UK by Original Timber Creations – where craftsmanship meets creativity.