Slate Sign – “You Can’t Tell Me What To Do, You’re Not My Daughter”

Inject a dose of humour into the garden, kitchen, or shed with this cheeky laser-engraved slate sign that reads:
"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO – YOU'RE NOT MY DAUGHTER"

Crafted from natural slate and measuring 25cm x 20cm, this bold and funny plaque is ideal for mums, grandmas, or anyone who appreciates a bit of sass. The rustic edge and solid feel of the stone give it a high-quality look, while the crisp engraving ensures it gets a laugh wherever it’s displayed.

Hang it indoors or outdoors – it’s durable, weather-resistant, and comes ready to display.

Features:

Size: 25cm x 20cm

Material: Natural slate

Laser engraved with bold humour text

Rustic chipped edge finish

Suitable for both indoor & outdoor use

Ideal gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays or just a laugh

Perfect For:
✔ Mum’s shed or garden
✔ Grandma’s greenhouse
✔ Kitchen wall humour
✔ A fun gift from the daughter

All our signs come with a Free laser cut stand or you can purchase a metal wall hanger from our page.

All signs can also be drilled to hang with rope. If you would like this please let us know.