slate Funny Sign – “I Don’t Have Ducks or a Row,

Bring a bit of chaotic charm to your space with this hilarious laser-engraved slate sign that perfectly sums up the vibe:
“I don’t have ducks or a row – I have squirrels, and they’re everywhere.” 🐿️

Measuring 25cm x 20cm, this natural slate plaque features engraved cartoon squirrels and a bold, funny font. It’s the ideal piece for anyone whose mind is a little… squirrelly. Whether for the home office, garden shed, hallway, or as a gift for that lovable scatterbrain in your life, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh.

Each piece is made from authentic slate with a rustic, natural edge and finished with precision laser engraving for long-lasting clarity.

Product Details:

Size: 25cm x 20cm

Material: Natural slate with rough-cut edges

Design: Laser engraved text and squirrel illustrations

Use: Indoor or sheltered outdoor spaces

Handmade in the UK

🎁 Perfect gift for friends, family, coworkers – or yourself, if the squirrels hit a little too close to home.

All our signs come with a Free laser cut stand or you can purchase a metal wall hanger from our page.

All signs can also be drilled to hang with rope. If you would like this please let us know.