slate Funny Laser Engraved Sign – “Not Enough Sage For This Shit”

Add a touch of humour and attitude to your home or garden with this beautifully handcrafted slate sign. Featuring the cheeky quote “Not Enough Sage For This Shit”, this 30cm x 20cm plaque is laser engraved with striking precision onto natural slate and finished with a clean, matte black background.

A hand-drawn style bundle of sage and apothecary-style jar complete the mystical yet hilarious vibe, making it a perfect gift for friends with a sense of humour or a unique addition to your own space. Whether hung in the kitchen, hallway, garden bar, or witchy nook, it’s sure to get people talking (and laughing).

Each sign is:

Handmade and engraved in the UK

Made from high-quality, thick natural slate

Sealed with clear lacquer for indoor & outdoor durability

Equipped with rustic charm and personality

Ideal for birthday gifts, housewarmings, or just to treat yourself to something that says exactly how you're feeling.

Size:
30cm x 20cm approx.

Note: Due to the nature of slate, each piece has its own natural texture and edge pattern, making every sign truly one of a kind.

🎁 Sent wrapped in protective packaging and dispatched from the UK.
Personalisation options available on request.

All our signs come with a Free laser cut stand or you can purchase a metal wall hanger from our page.

All signs can also be drilled to hang with rope. If you would like this please let us know.