Funny Engraved Wooden Serving Tray – “Off My Tits on M&S Picky Bits”

Funny Engraved Wooden Serving Tray – “Off My Tits on M&S Picky Bits”

Add humour and rustic charm to your entertaining with this handcrafted engraved wooden serving tray from Original Timber Creations.

This unique serving board features the hilarious engraved phrase:

“Off My Tits on M&S picky bits”

Expertly laser engraved into natural wood, the design combines bold typography with contrasting script lettering for a stylish yet playful finish. The engraving is deeply detailed with rich burnt tones that beautifully enhance the natural grain of the wood, giving the tray a rustic handcrafted character that makes it stand out.

Perfect for serving party snacks, picky bits, cheeses, charcuterie, or simply displaying as a fun kitchen conversation piece, this board is guaranteed to get people talking.

The recessed serving area adds practicality while framing the engraved wording for a premium finished look.

Features:

• Handcrafted rustic wooden serving tray
• Humorous laser engraved slogan design
• Bold typography with elegant script detail
• Deep engraved finish with rich contrast
• Recessed serving surface
• Smooth rustic natural wood finish
• Ideal for entertaining, display, or gifting
• Handmade in the UK

Dimensions:

• Approx. 36cm x 18cm

Perfect For:

• Dinner party hosting
• Charcuterie & picky bits serving
• Funny housewarming gifts
• Kitchen decor
• M&S food lovers
• Rustic home entertaining

The engraved lettering is carefully burnt into the wood for a bold, rustic contrast that highlights the natural wood grain while creating a premium handcrafted appearance.

Due to the natural grain of the wood, every tray is unique with slight variations in colour and finish.