Funny Engraved Board – I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned

Funny Engraved Board

Add humour and personality to your kitchen with this hilarious laser engraved bamboo chopping board featuring the bold quote:

“I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned… So Yes, I Have Self Control”

Expertly laser engraved onto high-quality bamboo, this large statement chopping board combines rustic kitchen charm with sharp humour, making it the perfect gift or conversation piece for cooking lovers with a cheeky side.

The engraving features:

• Large bold typography for maximum impact
• A detailed cartoon-style skull chef illustration
• Cooking utensils and kitchen detailing
• Mixed font styles for a fun eye-catching design
• Deep high-contrast laser engraving for a permanent finish
• Decorative engraved border around the board

The natural bamboo grain pairs perfectly with the darker engraved areas, creating a warm rustic finish that looks fantastic displayed in any kitchen.

Perfect for:

• Funny kitchen décor
• Cooking lovers
• BBQ lovers
• Housewarming gifts
• Mum & dad gifts
• Chef gifts
• Novelty presents
• Rustic kitchens

This oversized board is ideal as:

• A serving board
• Display piece
• Decorative kitchen board
• Charcuterie board
• Food prep board

Each board is professionally engraved for a crisp permanent finish that won’t peel or fade over time.

Product Details

• Size: 450mm x 340mm
• Material: Bamboo
• Professionally laser engraved
• Deep engraved detailing
• Decorative engraved border
• Large oversized design
• Handmade in the UK
• Rustic natural bamboo finish

A funny, bold, and unique kitchen piece guaranteed to get attention and laughs.