Slate Coaster. I Didn’t Turn Into an Asshole Overnight

Small size. Big attitude. This 10cm x 10cm engraved slate coaster delivers the same punch as your larger plaques — bold skull artwork, crisp engraving, and a brutally honest quote that gets a reaction every time:

“I DIDN’T TURN INTO AN ASSHOLE OVERNIGHTIT TOOK YEARS OF PEOPLE LETTING ME DOWN,PISSING ME OFF AND DEALING WITH IDIOTSTO GET THIS GOOD AT IT.”

Perfect for desks, bars, home offices, man caves, garages, or as a gift for someone who’s earned their attitude the hard way.

Each coaster is handmade in the UK using natural slate and precision laser engraving for a permanent, high‑contrast finish.

🔥 Engraving Quality & Process (Coaster‑Specific Detail)

Your coaster is engraved using a high‑accuracy laser system, optimised for small‑format detail:

• Deep, bright white engraving that stands out against natural black slate

• High‑precision skull detailing, scaled perfectly for a 10×10 surface

• Bold, attitude‑driven typography designed for maximum clarity at small size

• Permanent etching — no vinyl, no stickers, no print

• Hand‑finished edges for a premium rustic look

• Protective foam feet on the underside to prevent scratching surfaces

• Sealed and cleaned before dispatch for a flawless finish

This is a coaster built to last — functional, durable, and unapologetically bold.

📏 Product Specifications

• Size: 10cm x 10cm

• Material: Natural riven slate

• Finish: Laser‑engraved, hand‑oiled

• Back: 4× foam feet for surface protection

• Use: Drinks coaster, desk décor, gift piece

• Indoor use recommended

🎁 Perfect For

• Man cave setups

• Desk humour

• Garage or workshop

• Bars and home bars

• Gifts for friends with attitude

• Dark humour lovers

• Birthday presents

• Office banter