{"product_id":"slate-plaque-this-is-no-time-to-be-sober-sign","title":"Slate Plaque “This Is No Time To Be Sober” sign – Laser Engraved","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1620\" data-end=\"1922\"\u003eSlate Plaque\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"380\" data-end=\"577\"\u003eSet the tone instantly with this bold \u003cstrong\u003e“This Is No Time To Be Sober” laser-engraved slate sign\u003c\/strong\u003e — perfect for home bars, man caves, kitchens, garden bars, or anywhere good decisions are optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"579\" data-end=\"812\"\u003eCrafted from \u003cstrong\u003enatural stone\u003c\/strong\u003e and permanently laser engraved, the design is etched directly into the stone for a sharp, high-contrast finish that won’t peel, fade, or wash away. No inks. No vinyl. Just clean engraving built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"1107\"\u003eEach slate piece features naturally riven edges and subtle texture, meaning no two signs are ever exactly the same. Handmade in the UK, this sign makes an ideal gift for birthdays, housewarmings, Father’s Day, Christmas, or anyone who appreciates a bit of unapologetic humour with their drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1264\"\u003e✔ Handmade in the UK\u003cbr\u003e✔ Permanent laser engraving\u003cbr\u003e✔ Natural slate with rustic edges\u003cbr\u003e✔ Suitable for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e✔ Bold statement bar décor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1266\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Slate is a natural material. Variations in colour, texture, and edge shape are normal and part of the product’s character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1410\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1412\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e🔹 PRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1581\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1437\" data-end=\"1458\"\u003eSize: \u003cstrong\u003e30cm x 20cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1461\" data-end=\"1484\"\u003eMaterial: Natural slate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1487\" data-end=\"1527\"\u003eFinish: Laser engraved (no ink or vinyl)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1530\" data-end=\"1551\"\u003eUse: Indoor \u0026amp; outdoor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1581\"\u003eMade in: \u003cstrong\u003eUnited Kingdom\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll our signs come with a Free laser cut stand. you can also select a Brass wall hanger and add it to your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost signs can also be drilled to hang with rope. If you would like this please let us know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Original Timber Creations","offers":[{"title":"no hanger","offer_id":52732179579217,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hanger","offer_id":52732179611985,"sku":null,"price":23.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/6291\/4385\/files\/20260103_092652.jpg?v=1772009458","url":"https:\/\/originaltimbercreations.store\/products\/slate-plaque-this-is-no-time-to-be-sober-sign","provider":"Original Timber Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}