{"product_id":"slate-plaque-omg-she-has-a-knife-sign","title":"Slate Plaque \"OMG She Has a Knife!\" Funny Slate Kitchen Plaque","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1620\" data-end=\"1922\"\u003eSlate Plaque\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd a slice of dark humor to your kitchen with this bold and cheeky slate plaque! Featuring four cartoon animals in shock as they spot a knife on the table, this 30cm x 20cm sign delivers vintage charm and comic flair — perfect for foodies, chefs, or anyone who loves a good laugh while cooking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from \u003cstrong\u003enatural slate\u003c\/strong\u003e with crisp white print, it’s designed to sit securely on any surface thanks to \u003cstrong\u003efoam feet on the back\u003c\/strong\u003e that protect your counters and walls. Whether you're gifting it or keeping it for yourself, this plaque is guaranteed to spark smiles and conversation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions: 30cm x 20cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: Natural slate with matte finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBacking: Foam feet for surface protection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign: Vintage-style cartoon animals with bold white text\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisplay: Freestanding or wall-mountable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal for kitchens, cafes, or quirky gift ideas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade in the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll our signs come with a Free laser cut stand. you can also select a Brass wall hanger and add it to your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost signs can also be drilled to hang with rope. If you would like this please let us know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Original Timber Creations","offers":[{"title":"no hanger","offer_id":52756599996753,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hanger","offer_id":52756600029521,"sku":null,"price":23.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/6291\/4385\/files\/20260106_140101.jpg?v=1772009446","url":"https:\/\/originaltimbercreations.store\/products\/slate-plaque-omg-she-has-a-knife-sign","provider":"Original Timber Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}