{"product_id":"slate-plaque-funny-dog-owner-engraved-30cm-x-20cm","title":"Slate Plaque Funny Dog Owner Engraved – 30cm x 20cm","description":"\u003cp\u003eslate plaque \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"677\"\u003eA bold and funny engraved slate plaque for the dog lovers with attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"677\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis 30cm x 20cm natural stone sign features a retro-style design with the humorous message:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"717\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“My Dog and I Talk Shit About You”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"923\"\u003eEach plaque is \u003cstrong\u003elaser-engraved using a diode laser\u003c\/strong\u003e, giving a clean, permanent finish that contrasts naturally against the slate. The rough-cut edges and natural surface make every plaque one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003ePerfect for dog owners, home bars, kitchens, workspaces, sheds, or anyone who loves a bit of cheeky humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"1034\" data-end=\"1398\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Size: \u003cstrong\u003e30cm x 20cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Material: \u003cstrong\u003eNatural stone\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Precision \u003cstrong\u003elaser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e (not printed)\u003cbr\u003e• Retro-style humorous dog design\u003cbr\u003e• Suitable for \u003cstrong\u003eindoor or outdoor\u003c\/strong\u003e use\u003cbr\u003e• Optional foam feet for surface protection\u003cbr\u003e• Each slate piece has its own texture and edges\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the \u003cstrong\u003eUK\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Fast dispatch from Milton Keynes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"1034\" data-end=\"1398\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1468\"\u003eA brilliant conversation starter and a top-tier gift for dog people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1468\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAll our signs come with a Free laser cut stand or you can purchase a metal wall hanger from our page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAll signs can also be drilled to hang with rope. If you would like this please let us know.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Original Timber Creations","offers":[{"title":"no hanger","offer_id":52440686002513,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hanger","offer_id":52440686035281,"sku":null,"price":23.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/6291\/4385\/files\/20251123_131523.jpg?v=1774867649","url":"https:\/\/originaltimbercreations.store\/products\/slate-plaque-funny-dog-owner-engraved-30cm-x-20cm","provider":"Original Timber Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}