{"product_id":"slate-funny-plaque-dance-drink-like-you-dont-work-tomo","title":"slate Funny Plaque – \"Dance Like No One’s Watching, Drink Like You","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd some cheeky charm to your home or gift a laugh to someone who needs it with this hilarious laser engraved slate sign. Featuring the witty quote:\u003cbr\u003e“Not only do I dance like no one’s watching, but I also drink as if I don’t have to work in the morning.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis rustic 30cm x 20cm natural slate is laser engraved with crisp, high-contrast lettering and fun party graphics – including dancing figures and a cocktail glass – making it the perfect décor piece for kitchens, home bars, man caves, or office spaces with a sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach plaque is sealed, ready to display straight out of the box. Whether you’re shopping for a mate’s birthday, a housewarming gift, or your own wall of shame, this one’s guaranteed to get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🪵 Product Details:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 30cm x 20cm\u003cbr\u003e• Material: Black natural slate, sealed\u003cbr\u003e• Engraved quote with party\/dancing figures\u003cbr\u003e• Supplied with a wooden easel stand\u003cbr\u003e• For indoor use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Ideal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny housewarming gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDrinking buddies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePub\/bar decor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOffice banter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays \u0026amp; secret Santa\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll our signs come with a Free laser cut stand or you can purchase a metal wall hanger from our page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll signs can also be drilled to hang with rope. If you would like this please let us know.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Original Timber Creations","offers":[{"title":"Hanger","offer_id":51829935276369,"sku":"1","price":23.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"no hanger","offer_id":51829935309137,"sku":"0","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/6291\/4385\/files\/20250613_195456.jpg?v=1776250403","url":"https:\/\/originaltimbercreations.store\/products\/slate-funny-plaque-dance-drink-like-you-dont-work-tomo","provider":"Original Timber Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}