{"product_id":"funny-slate-sign-you-cant-tell-me-what-to-do-humorous-gift","title":"Slate Sign – “You Can’t Tell Me What To Do, You’re Not My Daughter”","description":"\u003cp\u003eInject a dose of humour into the garden, kitchen, or shed with this cheeky laser-engraved slate sign that reads:\u003cbr\u003e\"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO – YOU'RE NOT MY DAUGHTER\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from natural slate and measuring 25cm x 20cm, this bold and funny plaque is ideal for mums, grandmas, or anyone who appreciates a bit of sass. The rustic edge and solid feel of the stone give it a high-quality look, while the crisp engraving ensures it gets a laugh wherever it’s displayed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it indoors or outdoors – it’s durable, weather-resistant, and comes ready to display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 25cm x 20cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: Natural slate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLaser engraved with bold humour text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRustic chipped edge finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSuitable for both indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays or just a laugh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect For:\u003cbr\u003e✔ Mum’s shed or garden\u003cbr\u003e✔ Grandma’s greenhouse\u003cbr\u003e✔ Kitchen wall humour\u003cbr\u003e✔ A fun gift from the daughter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll our signs come with a Free laser cut stand or you can purchase a metal wall hanger from our page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll signs can also be drilled to hang with rope. If you would like this please let us know.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Original Timber Creations","offers":[{"title":"Hanger","offer_id":51834961592657,"sku":null,"price":23.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"no hanger","offer_id":51834961625425,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/6291\/4385\/files\/20250530_180124.jpg?v=1776250223","url":"https:\/\/originaltimbercreations.store\/products\/funny-slate-sign-you-cant-tell-me-what-to-do-humorous-gift","provider":"Original Timber Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}