{"product_id":"funny-slate-sign-i-dont-have-ducks-or-row","title":"slate Funny Sign – “I Don’t Have Ducks or a Row,","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring a bit of chaotic charm to your space with this hilarious laser-engraved slate sign that perfectly sums up the vibe:\u003cbr\u003e“I don’t have ducks or a row – I have squirrels, and they’re everywhere.” 🐿️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasuring 25cm x 20cm, this natural slate plaque features engraved cartoon squirrels and a bold, funny font. It’s the ideal piece for anyone whose mind is a little… squirrelly. Whether for the home office, garden shed, hallway, or as a gift for that lovable scatterbrain in your life, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach piece is made from authentic slate with a rustic, natural edge and finished with precision laser engraving for long-lasting clarity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 25cm x 20cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: Natural slate with rough-cut edges\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign: Laser engraved text and squirrel illustrations\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse: Indoor or sheltered outdoor spaces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade in the UK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Perfect gift for friends, family, coworkers – or yourself, if the squirrels hit a little too close to home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll our signs come with a Free laser cut stand or you can purchase a metal wall hanger from our page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll signs can also be drilled to hang with rope. If you would like this please let us know.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Original Timber Creations","offers":[{"title":"Hanger","offer_id":51834603340113,"sku":null,"price":23.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"no hanger","offer_id":51834603372881,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/6291\/4385\/files\/20250530_184548.jpg?v=1776250236","url":"https:\/\/originaltimbercreations.store\/products\/funny-slate-sign-i-dont-have-ducks-or-row","provider":"Original Timber Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}