{"product_id":"funny-laser-engraved-slate-sign-not-enough-sage-for-this-art","title":"slate Funny Laser Engraved Sign – “Not Enough Sage For This Shit”","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a touch of humour and attitude to your home or garden with this beautifully handcrafted slate sign. Featuring the cheeky quote “Not Enough Sage For This Shit”, this 30cm x 20cm plaque is laser engraved with striking precision onto natural slate and finished with a clean, matte black background.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA hand-drawn style bundle of sage and apothecary-style jar complete the mystical yet hilarious vibe, making it a perfect gift for friends with a sense of humour or a unique addition to your own space. Whether hung in the kitchen, hallway, garden bar, or witchy nook, it’s sure to get people talking (and laughing).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach sign is:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade and engraved in the UK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from high-quality, thick natural slate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSealed with clear lacquer for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor durability\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEquipped with rustic charm and personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for birthday gifts, housewarmings, or just to treat yourself to something that says exactly how you're feeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize:\u003cbr\u003e30cm x 20cm approx.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: Due to the nature of slate, each piece has its own natural texture and edge pattern, making every sign truly one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Sent wrapped in protective packaging and dispatched from the UK.\u003cbr\u003ePersonalisation options available on request.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll our signs come with a Free laser cut stand or you can purchase a metal wall hanger from our page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll signs can also be drilled to hang with rope. If you would like this please let us know.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Original Timber Creations","offers":[{"title":"Hanger","offer_id":51829426749777,"sku":"1","price":23.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"no hanger","offer_id":51829426782545,"sku":"0","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/6291\/4385\/files\/20250619_164605.jpg?v=1776250824","url":"https:\/\/originaltimbercreations.store\/products\/funny-laser-engraved-slate-sign-not-enough-sage-for-this-art","provider":"Original Timber Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}